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Monday, August 30

Darkness Fall
never in my life i felt the feeling of being cursed,after watching Bourne supremacy at grand with blur and grace; met up with zen,haniff and frens outside macdonalds @ 1.40am.Gathered all the bikes and head down to the nearest shell up from kim seng rd to top up petrol for our outing to the abandoned Johore consulate at botanic gardens.Surprisingly that night grace bike got some problems with its wiring as we leave the carpark and the rear light and signal not working...dun really bother much about it coz the bike is having its usual mood swings -.-

On our way to the shell a nissan almost bang into haniff,maybe the driver is drunk or stoned but he sure did get a horn parade from all of us and that is our second mishap of the night! maybe sumthing is trying to prevent us from going over the abandoned consulate building at botanic garden.Signs has been shown yet we still go over to our destination...darkness falls*muahahah**evil laughters*

We explored the site with only 2 torchlight with me and haniff leading the pack.Wanted to go deeper untill we see this cemetary after walking for about 10 mins,zen wanted to back off and several of us also felt reluctant to go in any further....damn what a spoiler.So we make a turn back to our bikes.While walking back, grace suddenly start to rant stuff and says "stop touching me..its not funny" as i was behind her i thought that she was actually talking to zen to back off while actually she felt something tapping her shoulder...wat the freak mannz.As we came nearer to the gates,we caught up with another group of bikers, lol they asked if we saw any ghost and i replied back saying "nothing just a cemetary up front"

We split up in two groups of four as the other group wanted to go home where we wanted to go rounding at marina south to try our the bends.Supposingly when we wanted to exit the botanic garden we would have to go straight all up...so me,blur,grace and haniff went straight all the way just to find ourself in a dead end.Strange.We took a detour to backtrack our ways but we found ourself in another dead end.OK we start to have the creeps ...we are going around in maze and ending in dead ends.We keep going untill we reach this bend where haniff suddenly hit the kerb and topple hard off his bike out of the sudden.**His reason:" i did not see that bend at all!** its like something actually blinds him from seeing that bend....we reach another dead end and we become more restless.We had to make a u-turn round the dead end and grace fall off her bike as she negotiate the u-turn...manz a fall after another.Thats enuff to make us desperately wanting to leave the hill. **Grace reason for falling:Her bike suddenly felt heavy and she lost her balance as if something sat behind her** Enuff is enuff we rode off to find our way out...after several mins of riding we finally found our way out,not untill grace saw this guy in brown standing still by the sidewalks waving his arm like waving for a taxi at the wee hours!! maybe he is the gatekeeper of the hill...

We headed down to al-ameen for some drinks and food.Called zen up and realised tat his group also had some mishaps from falls and mysterious encounter at the hill and so finally the darkness is over ...hopefully.Whacked shit...there is surely something wrong with that hill.

Rado @ 12:36 PM
Saturday, August 28

Life a slack
Seriously...my life changes alot since i stop working.Gotta stop working as the timing always clashes with my school schedule plus my last job really needs me to work really late up till 4am in the morning..hah low profile job.Anyway i have been slacking much these days.its either i slack or i get really tight up with schoolwork thats it and now after so much of slacking i suddenly got this irksome feeling to find a job back maybe its the "urat rajin" haha.Shucks...so i guess i gonna have time to blog afterall huh. Oh did i mention maximum stoning? slept all da way from 11.50pm last nite till 4pm juz now...mann was i stoned to the max.So stone tat i totally forogt about zul and his plans!Stoning + riding = NONO...last nite on way back from simei almost met with an accident..sense of judgement really is affected when u stone u know.So dun play play.You can play with balls,marbles or buns but when you stone dun ride.LOL

Catching midnite show bourne supremacy later and after tat will be slacking or rounding my ass off with da peepz.Life is slack...anyway check out this kewl email i receive from drey.Whacked shit
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What we may get when we fly cheap airlines ....
Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen.
This is your captain (Mr chin chye lai) welcoming you on board.....
I apologise if I cannot see you...can see nothing from my cockpit anyway,
lights not working.... We apologise for the delay in taking off, some minor problem,
just replace the engine, new engine cannibalised from the aircraft that decided to take aswim in the south china sea...

This is flight 126 from Senaisini to New Delhi. Landing in Delhi is not guaranteed,
but we will end up somewhere in the region.
And if luck is on our side, we may even be landing on your village!
Standards are such that even the terrorists are afraid to fly with us!
It iswith pleasure that I announce that starting this year over 50 of our passengers have reached their destination.
For the ones that don't quite make it,
our staff have all the requisite experience for consoling the next-of-kin.
Our stewardess, Anjali, will be happy to brief you on our out-of-court settlement policies.
If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request,
we can arrange to turn them off. To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, weserve complimentary samosas and lassi.

For our not- so-religious passengers,
we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God.
We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie "Hands off my chutney"will not be shown, as we forgot to record it from the television.
But for our movie buffs, we will be flying alongside Singapore Airlines,
where theirmovie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.

We regret to advise that smoking is prohibited on this flight.
Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down.
Life jackets are positioned under your seats and free bathing costumes are made available to the Aunties and swimming shorts to the Uncles.......it is likely that you will need them later.
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take off and fasten your belt.
For those of you who can't find a seat belt,
kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat.
For those of you who don't have a seat,
do not hesitate to get in touch with our stewardess,Anjali,
who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase, otherwise suka lu lah....

If I don't see you again, enjoy your flight with Air chinchye.
Thank you!

Rado @ 9:58 PM
Tuesday, August 24

Life lesson #7289.87
Finally some time out....had the proggy paper today and come to think of it,its really not that hard,Spot my topics rite on.Juz return from jln kayu slacking with da peepz,hearing zen racist jokes really burst me into laughter!...family potrait,kk hospital omg that guy a real shitcockster.
Started Roing on a private server with grace and blur...dunnoe why da hell would ppl pay $20 to ro...dun they juz have better thing to do with that20 buck? but damn i think im already ban from roing after what i believe-to-have-offended the admin in ro tho....maybe the malaysian admin dun like singaporean? shuck now im really slacking and stoning staring at this monitor.Next paper will be on thursday and i still dun feel like revising my DB and NF,find it rather irrelevant to what i wanna do in life....ill rather do things which involves my creativity than to learnt things which are so freaking common that alot of ppl know.Danmit..anyway skool is whacked.Meet up with the schoolies...eugene got his license,hadi and his crap new hairstyle,ah cheng on a winning streak,jolvin come to school for fun and smoke,wan getting horny,eddy with his vitasoy,bz sleeping during test and me with my left ear having hearing problems! =p

Life lesson #7289.87

Type of bikers:

Hell riders
Transport riders
working rider
budget riders
show off riders
racer riders
scared of everything rider
female rider
player rider
crap rider
hardcore rider
arrogant rider
poser rider
tired of living rider
stuck up rider
falling always rider
slacker rider
retro rider
turtle rider
stoned rider
drunk rider
tip-toe rider
pimps rider
accident rider
blur rider
whack rider
blow ppl rider
with-gal-pillion-always-jack-up rider
scared of damaging bike rider
dunnoe direction rider
accident prone rider

Trust yourself.
Think for yourself.
Act for yourself.
Speak for yourself.
Be yourself.
Imitation is suicide.

Rado @ 3:26 AM
Thursday, August 19

Its been a while-staind
*Sings*Its been a while since i could be blogging my ass off again =X Havent been blogging much...time is againts me and words can simple kill me if i were to type all that happens.
Lets summ things up ay...a picture speaks a thousand words?




Juz another expedition to the middle sea with grace and zen



Couple of the year!!!....awww.*Bling bling*



Omg its the 7th month!!! 0 o



Stressed up ....CT coming to town alrite



Project Fard...N-her website designing for Farid Army shop in progress!




PS:Life is short ...play hard.Seriously life is short so to all of u ppz ...do make full use of all ur life time willya? So when the time come...you know u did your best.

End




Rado @ 2:36 AM
Tuesday, August 3

Blood brudders keep it real
Take my photo off the wall
If it just won't sing for you
'Cause all that's left has gone away
And there's nothing there for you to prove

Oh, look what you've done
You've made a fool of everyone
Oh well, it seems likes such fun
Until you lose what you had won
Give me back my point of view
'Cause I just can't think for you
I can hardly hear you say
What should I do, well you choose

Oh, look what you've done
You've made a fool of everyone
Oh well, it seems likes such fun
Until you lose what you had won
Oh, look what you've done
You've made a fool of everyone
A fool of everyoneA fool of everyone

Take my photo off the wall
If it just won't sing for you
'Cause all that's left has gone away
And there's nothing there for you to do

Oh, look what you've done
You've made a fool of everyone
Oh well, it seems likes such fun
Until you lose what you had won

Oh, look what you've done
You've made a fool of everyone
A fool of everyone
A fool of everyone

*Facade of nonchalant*

Rado @ 12:02 AM


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